Enjoy this from AOL Sports.

At least according to Miami Sports Blog, Dwyane Wade and his spouse Siohvaughn are calling it quits. The item’s been picked up by The Big Lead:

If you see some women wandering the streets of Miami this weekend with that money-hungry look in their eyes, it’s probably because Shaq isn’t the only bachelor in town - D. Wade is also getting divorced, so sayeth Miami Sports Blog. Nobody who parties in Miami is surprised by this. The couple has been together for quite some time … so he’ll probably be out $10 million. At least.

This echoes everything I’ve ever heard about Wade’s social life; apparently, he never really learned to be discreet, or just didn’t think it mattered that much. Either way, this might do some damage to his super-wholesome image. After all, he did marry the girl next door, who very much looked the part when Wade first entered the league. Then again, she’s had so much work done since then, it’s not like she looks the part anymore, anyway.

Wow, I am awful. I wish both Dwyane and Siovaughn the best of luck in their future romantic, financial, and personal ventures. And I hope that they can get through this amicably, for the good of the children. For their children, and for all the other children everywhere else in the world.

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